How to Ask Someone Out
Step 1:
Bump into the person you fancy. Then drop your belongings and yell "YOU WANNA GO?!"
Step 2:
Continuing yelling until the other person responds to something similar to "THEN LETS GO"
Step 3:
Lightly push each other around a bit. **This fighting also give you the tiny opportunity to touch their chest**
Step 4:
Yell "YOU WANNA GO-" then get down on one knee, hold their hand and end with "OUT?!"
Step 5:
Success! If this doesn't succeed, honey they are not worth it
So many regrets within the last 3 months
I hate it when kids have parents that get them anything they want and they still complain.
(Source: jumoke-ng, via hannahhtran)
